Do you remember the girl in your high school who had a horrible rumor
spread about her? It might have involved a football team, a dog and some
peanut butter or processed meat. Well, that girl in Easton, Pennsylvania
was April Macie. So, where did she turn for comfort? Not to her family...
cause' they're all crazy. Crazy or drunk... oh yeah, or slightly retarded.
So, where do you go when you're an outcast in school and your family
tree is rotten? While some might sit rocking in the fetal position...
slowly humming Copa CopaCabbana, others might turn to the lord and April
turned to promiscuity. Promiscuity and then comedy.
With her irreverent brand of overtly sexual humor she attempts to break
down double-standards and lend her voice to sexually dissatisfied women
everywhere. April would like to add that she doesn't really know what
irreverent means, but she's heard a lot of other comics use it and thought
it sounded kinda' cool. "Her comedy is searingly honest," said
this guy she knows from working at Hooter's who came to see her show
one time. Although she has only been doing comedy for a short period
of time, she has been using comedy as a defense her entire life. She
loves to perform and her favorite role to play is victim. For April,
comedy isn't a career, comedy isn't even a choice. Comedy is a calling!!
She totally stole that quote from Bernie Mac... but it's soooo great
and she truly believes it is her calling. April also loves to talk about
herself in the third person and thinks "bios" are retarded.
